IF: Mr. Bennet Remains Immovable

After realizing how many literature - inspired entries I've done recently, I decided that Pride and Prejudice couldn't be left out any longer! I have to admit that the quote is actually from the '95 movie version, so it is not strictly canonical Austen. Oh well. :) Pen & Ink wash Lydia I should love to go sea-bathing! Mrs Bennet A little sea-bathing would set me up for ever. Mr Bennet And yet I am unmoved.